breaking news: secrets ARE fun!

During your thrice daily refresh of the Teesey Facebook page, you might have noticed a new tab at the top:

I’m posting to ask that you please refrain from clicking the tab if you’re not a fan. Seriously. It’s just for fans and it’s a secret.

If any non-fans do decide to go wild, to throw caution signs into the wind, break various molds, shave against the grain, etc…here’s what they’ll see:

It’s a TEESER!

Hahahaha get it?! We’ve combined tees (because we sell those) with the word teaser to make the hybrid word: teeser. Do you get it now? It’s a play on words. Wordplay. The humor is pretty complex but later today you’ll think,” OH! TEESER! I get it, it’s like a tazer.”

Anyway, here’s a summary flowchart:

Are you a fan?
Yes I am → Check out the update. Also, you are fabulous.
No 🙁 → Become a fan then try this flowchart again.

Have an opinion about teesers, lasers, or a 3rd totally different thing? Tell us in the comments!

Free Shipping Day is TODAY!

Today, December 17th in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand And Nine, is Free Shipping Day.

Use promo code “freeshipping17” (without the quotes) and get…well what do you think you’re gonna get? If you think “I’m gonna get free shipping on all U.S. orders, today only, offer valid for the next 5 hours,” then you’re probably me, and probably correct. Oh, did we mention that if you order today you’ll get your order by Christmas? (We obviously did not mention it so the question is unnecessary). Turns out that Christmas is an important day where you get gifts and stuff. Gifts from this guy:

So why is today so special and why are we using it to offer free shipping? I don’t really know, but this site is the organization promoting it. Click here to see the Free Shipping Day listing for Teesey Tees.

our first banner ad – we’re so proud

Below is teesey’s very first banner advertisement! It’s debuting right now on the somethingawful forums and here it is for everyone else. We think you’ll agree that violent mythical creatures own:

Our first banner ad

A fine bit of handiwork by mr. ralph 😎

new stuff! shirt descriptions & facebook fan page

First new thing:

Even if you’ve already seen what the shirts look like, you should still go through them and check out our new and improved shirt descriptions. We think you’ll enjoy it.

Another new thing (that makes 2 new things!):

We just set up the teesey facebook page (facebook.com/teeseytees)!. Become a fan and get 15% your orders on Teesey! Details are on the facebook page.

You might also notice a shiny new button in the header linking to the facebook page. And it’s got COLORS. Go ahead and mouseover it. Ain’t that swell?

Leave a comment and tell us what you think!