grow a pear

$19.00

Why doncha grow a frickin pear? No, I mean it: The pear may be readily raised by sowing the pips (seeds) of ordinary cultivated or of wilding kinds. Wow! This shirt is nuts!*

Grow A Pear is screenprinted at harvest time by an elite group whose mettle was tested as a prereq.The test involved the team playing Trivial Pursuitâ„¢ while being pursued by ravenous pack animals. I guess the game’s not so TRIVIAL anymore, is it! Ok, we’ll stop.

*Designer’s note: We were also considering the phrase “This shirt is bananas!” but rejected it because it didn’t make sense (and not in the good way that things sometimes don’t make sense).

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