I’m posting to ask that you please refrain from clicking the tab if you’re not a fan. Seriously. It’s just for fans and it’s a secret.

If any non-fans do decide to go wild, to throw caution signs into the wind, break various molds, shave against the grain, etc…here’s what they’ll see:

It’s a TEESER!

Hahahaha get it?! We’ve combined tees (because we sell those) with the word teaser to make the hybrid word: teeser. Do you get it now? It’s a play on words. Wordplay. The humor is pretty complex but later today you’ll think,” OH! TEESER! I get it, it’s like a tazer.”

Anyway, here’s a summary flowchart:

Are you a fan?
Yes I am → Check out the update. Also, you are fabulous.
No → Become a fan then try this flowchart again.

Have an opinion about teesers, lasers, or a 3rd totally different thing? Tell us in the comments!

Use promo code “freeshipping17″ (without the quotes) and get…well what do you think you’re gonna get? If you think “I’m gonna get free shipping on all U.S. orders, today only, offer valid for the next 5 hours,” then you’re probably me, and probably correct. Oh, did we mention that if you order today you’ll get your order by Christmas? (We obviously did not mention it so the question is unnecessary). Turns out that Christmas is an important day where you get gifts and stuff. Gifts from this guy:

So why is today so special and why are we using it to offer free shipping? I don’t really know, but this site is the organization promoting it. Click here to see the Free Shipping Day listing for Teesey Tees.

A fine bit of handiwork by mr. ralph

Even if you’ve already seen what the shirts look like, you should still go through them and check out our new and improved shirt descriptions. We think you’ll enjoy it.

Another new thing (that makes 2 new things!):

We just set up the teesey facebook page (facebook.com/teeseytees)!. Become a fan and get 15% your orders on Teesey! Details are on the facebook page.

You might also notice a shiny new button in the header linking to the facebook page. And it’s got COLORS. Go ahead and mouseover it. Ain’t that swell?

Leave a comment and tell us what you think!

So here’s our goal: Go live with Teesey and open our (figurative) doors for business no later than the 2nd week in November.

Now let’s hope that anonymous bit of wisdom holds up in real life (irl).

We sent in the design artwork to our printers and asked to get samples of each of our designs. Once we’re sure the shirts look as good in reality as they do on the computer screen we’ll fully stock our inventory and be good to go.

Creating the Teesey Store Stuff:

Other Stuff: